Serve it cold

Slice the pieces slowly and sprinkle the salt lovingly into the nooks and the corners, making sure every part is covered in salt. Rub each granule leisurely into the fibers...

That's how you make fruit salad.

And also burn wounds...

Are you kidding me??

The guy who said "Life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans" was damn F- ing right!!

Wonder if he too was busy buying a crotch shield when a googly made its way to the place he was planning to cover!